Fantasy Veggie Dinner Guests - WALLACE AND GROMIT

From their appearance in 1990's A Grand Day Out, Wallace and Gromit captivated the public with their easy charm. 
Gromit is especially good, exhibiting a range of recognisable human emotions (particularly in The Wrong Trousers).

We know they love cheese, so this would be on the table when they arrived at Zelda's...

CHEESE AND ONION FRITTERS

Makes about 10-12 fritters

200g plain flour
2tsp baking powder
2tsp salt
1tsp black pepper
2 free range eggs
280ml milk
1 onion, chopped
2 handfuls grated cheese
oil for frying

Sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and pepper.
Beat the eggs with the milk and stir this into the dry ingredients. (It should now look a bit frothy.)

Add the grated cheese and stir. 
Fry the onion until golden and soft. Add to the mixture.
Make sure everything is mixed together well.

Heat a little oil in a pan and drop in spoonfuls of the mixture.

Fry until just browned on both sides. 

Keep warm while you fry the rest.
(For more precise presentation, you can cut to a neat shape but I like the rustic appearance.)